You're going to hell!
Don't believe me? Just take a look--
What happened here--did someone draw a blank at the signmaker's shop?
"Oh, hm, let's see...Baby Killing Women, Drunks, Porno Freaks...what was that other one Jim wanted me to put on here? I could have sworn I wrote it down someplace. It's coming back to me now... Sports nuts! Of course! Awful people those sports nuts."
I love how "Porno Freaks" gets the B grade horror flick font and "HOMOS" is the only word glammed up in hot pink. And besides, isn't "HOMOS" kind of an 80's term? I mean, really? HOMOS?
Aside from that, hell might be a fun place with that kind of company. Well, except for the Mormons.