6.30.2011

A serious question


Does the swimsuit pictured look good on anyone? I think *they* call it a "monokini," but I have to be honest: the crotchal region reminds me of the head of a flatworm.



No?

6.23.2011

Pissy Pregnant lady holds her tongue and saves her vitriol for the blog, News at 11

Dear cashier who rang up my lunch,
when I asked how much the fountain drinks cost, the reply, "Soda? You don't need soda, you need to drink water" was the wrong answer.

1) Fuck you.
2) I drink 2 liters of water a day at my desk, excuse me if I want some variation.
3) I was getting green tea since the bottled version of it costs almost twice as much.
4) Fuck you.