According to this website I write like: David Foster Wallace Margaret Atwood Stephen King Kurt Vonnegut
All I did was sample from different entries in this very blog. Inconceivable!
(After you receive your results, there's also a little step-right-up sales pitch about how you--yes you--can be published and a hyperlink that says "Learn how to secure a book publishing contract!" That's the way to butter 'em up and sucker 'em in! I also find it especially funny that nary a hack writer is in the rotation of authors us common folk write like. I know, I know, Stephen King isn't exactly a literary great but I still think he's good.)