Dear cashier who rang up my lunch,
when I asked how much the fountain drinks cost, the reply, "Soda? You don't need soda, you need to drink water" was the wrong answer.
1) Fuck you.
2) I drink 2 liters of water a day at my desk, excuse me if I want some variation.
3) I was getting green tea since the bottled version of it costs almost twice as much.
4) Fuck you.